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Cow Haikus

1. Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
   Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
   Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
   
   
2. Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
   Moo Moo Moo Baa Moo Moo Moo
   A Sheep! A Sheep! Moo
   
   
3. Black and white cows graze
   Binary in the meadow
   Supercowputer
   
   
4. Owl and Pussycat
   at sea, in a pea green boat.
   Cow on launch pad. Go!
   
   
5. Cow eyes hungrily
   My green Ozwald Boateng suit.
   I sprint for the barn.
   
   
6. A childhood, a friend,
   a cow behind the wire fence.
   Now she has the toys.
   
   
7. I fear that one day,
   there will be no more cow cards,
   birthdays will be hard.
   
   
8. English Countryside,
   How could we know it without,
   Small houses, large cows.
   (Mg. Medina)
   
   
9. Oh Cow, Ninja cow,
   Your Covert Operations,
   Frighten the Children.
   (belding)
   
   
10. I am a big cow,
    Black and white big cow am I,
    Cow cow cow cow cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
11. Black, white, eats the green,
    Four stomachs but one spleen,
    I am a big cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
12. Jersey or Holstein,
    Making steak: with fat or lean,
    I am a big cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
13. Four legs on the grass,
    Methane gass comes out the ass,
    Because I am Cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
14. Feed it too much hay,
    Global warming comes your way,
    Because it's a cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
15. Milk, cream, cheese, butter,
    Made from liquid of udder,
    I am a big cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
16. udders i dare say no,
    they are not penises,
    for I am a cow (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
17. In a pasture there,
    Head to hoof; covered with hair,
    What a lovely cow.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
18. Four legs, and a tail,
    Not fit for riding on trail,
    So much for cow boy.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
19. Cow boy is a calf,
    Cow man is a raging bull,
    Or a minotaur.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
20. Hit the mark - bull's eye,
    But did you ever think about cow?
    It was his eye, no?
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
21. Easily amused
    With poems about big fat cows
    What was i thinking.
    (Christopher "As Mighty As the S-word")
    
    
22. Cows moo forlornly
    They cannot pick the daisies
    For they have no thumbs
    (Kyria)
    
    

If you can do better, email me at Dr.Paul.Kinsler@physics.org

There was another Cow Haiku page at http://onix.com/steelyda/cowhaiku.htm, but try the magnetic cow verse page instead. Also see COW.NET or Moocow for more cow pages. If you want to buy a range of cow-themed gifts, you could do worse than looking at CowTraders, though no doubt you can find other places. Hear people going Moo at http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/brooks/4/. A cowpage of true genius is http://sanecow.tasmanians.com/; and dont forget to visit PlayCow magazine. For cow discussions, seek out alt.cows.moo.moo.moo.

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